Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Did'ja Ever Wonder......
did'ya ever wonder,
1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 a peice on those little bottles of Evian water? Try speling Evian backwards: NAIVE
2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? ( my sentiments exactly )
3. OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are know as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?...
4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.. does that mean that one enjoys it?
5.There are three religous truths: A. Jews do not recongnize Jesus as the Messiah
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
6. If people from poland are called poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
8. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
9. Why do croutons come in airtight package? aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
10. Why si sa person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergyman defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merger, would they call it Fed UP?
14. Do lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
15. What hair color do they put on the driver licenses of bald men?
16. I was thinking avout how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ... they're cramming for their final exam.
17. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so i wondered what do chinese mothers use>? toothpicks?
18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the post office? what are we supposed to do, write them? why don't tahty put their pics on the postage stamps so the mailman can look for then while they deliver the mail?
19. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
20. you never really learn to swear until you start working for the Buffalo Police Dept.
21. Ever wonder what the speed of lighting would be it it didn't zig-zag?
22. If a cow laughed , would milk come out of her nose?
23. As income tax approaches, didn you ever notice ; when you put the two words "the" and "IRS" together it spells " THEIRS"?
Did'ja like that one? Hope so......
1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 a peice on those little bottles of Evian water? Try speling Evian backwards: NAIVE
2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? ( my sentiments exactly )
3. OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are know as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?...
4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.. does that mean that one enjoys it?
5.There are three religous truths: A. Jews do not recongnize Jesus as the Messiah
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
6. If people from poland are called poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
8. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
9. Why do croutons come in airtight package? aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
10. Why si sa person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergyman defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merger, would they call it Fed UP?
14. Do lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
15. What hair color do they put on the driver licenses of bald men?
16. I was thinking avout how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ... they're cramming for their final exam.
17. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so i wondered what do chinese mothers use>? toothpicks?
18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the post office? what are we supposed to do, write them? why don't tahty put their pics on the postage stamps so the mailman can look for then while they deliver the mail?
19. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
20. you never really learn to swear until you start working for the Buffalo Police Dept.
21. Ever wonder what the speed of lighting would be it it didn't zig-zag?
22. If a cow laughed , would milk come out of her nose?
23. As income tax approaches, didn you ever notice ; when you put the two words "the" and "IRS" together it spells " THEIRS"?
Did'ja like that one? Hope so......
Friday, November 03, 2006
Goggle...... now blocked at school!!!
Goggle has just recently been blocked @ our school. I don't see a good reason why it should be blocked. I guess it was just because a stundent found a way to access myspace .. somehow. who knows.. but now for that one reason google is now blocked... No access!!! I don't think that it should have been blocked for just that one reason. If there are other reasons , I would like to know.
I think that google was good to have access to online at school. It has been used by myself and many other students for school related projects. I found that google was the best source on looking things up on how to build a rocket. Which was a recent project in one of my classes. Google IS used by stundents for educational reasons. not just myspace!
Also .. many of the seniors this year find google easy to use in looking up college related things.
I don't think that it was a very good idea to block google from the school computers. what do you think?
I think that google was good to have access to online at school. It has been used by myself and many other students for school related projects. I found that google was the best source on looking things up on how to build a rocket. Which was a recent project in one of my classes. Google IS used by stundents for educational reasons. not just myspace!
Also .. many of the seniors this year find google easy to use in looking up college related things.
I don't think that it was a very good idea to block google from the school computers. what do you think?
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